Saturday, June 13, 2015

Horrible Parents

I'm at a Starbucks inside of a Target in San Francisco, California emailing people crazy messages to hire me.

A family approaches.  Husband and wife presumably along with their two kids.  Probably the ages 5 and 3.  The 5 year old says "I got to go to the bathroom" and his Father immediately responds with "You always do this right when we are about to sit down!"  I look over and the Father is glaring at his kid with utter disgust.  After about a three to five second stare, he goes "Come on!" and they go off to the bathroom.

I can't really judge since I'm not a parent (only a super Uncle) BUT who the hell blames their kid for needing to go to the bathroom?  What if the kid just needs to go to the bathroom before he eats because he likes to wash his hands but has to make up an excuse since his parents don't wash their hands before they eat after they've been holding public handle bars and handling $1 bills.

I just looked over and the Father is wearing a Hurley type hat with reflective sunglasses on the top.  Black on black outfit with a gotee along with army shorts and scandals.  There is a reason for stereotypes, because I don't even need to tell you the rest.

Unfortunately, he probably hits women too.

Or he could just be a great father who exemplifies greatness.

p.s.  I just heard him say "Eat your hot dog or I will" which I personally don't think is cool.  And this kid is definitely under 5.  He's probably 4.  And a half.

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