Are you Asian and want to prevent your Mother from SUFFERING from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome because she has been wrapping so many egg rolls for your family and friends for your entire life? Or are you just a person who wants to roll amazingly delicious, delectably crispy, steaming hot egg rolls?
Have no fear, your Egg Roll Roller Helper is here!
Simple.
1. Mix the right ingredients
2 Use the provided spoon to scoop a ball of meat
3. Lay the wrap down on the Egg Roll Roller Helper
4. Use the provided spoon to scoop out a ball of meat and put it into the CIRCLE
5. Roll in the proper order by watching this Youtube video. 1, 2 and 3.
6. Lick the tip
7. Seal
8. Cook
9. Eat
10. Love
Pre order now for only $9.99 or buy the deluxe package so that your whole family can egg ROLL with you (limit 5).
You know me, I'm Tony T from MSP here to help you stop trolling and start egg rollin'
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