Today I woke up and on my way to the bathroom I saw my essentials were missing:
1. Toothbrush
2. Tooth paste
3. Contact Solution
4. Contact Case
5. Gel
6. Floss
I opened up one of those shady mirror medicine cabinets we have and all my stuff was in there along with my FOUR DAY NEW toothbrush, electric disposables ones from Costco (the best) on the flood of this dirty ass medicine cabinet ledge. I was so furious I immediately just continued on to take my shower. I was fuming in the shower, face palming myself and letting out a groan of UGHHHH. I was distressed.
I come out and all my stuff is there again. I know who just did it. I called this person and said they were cleaning and it would have only sat there for 5-10 minutes.
I thought and said probably in a very aggressive manner "You put my toothbrush on there where it is dirty and was going to put it back. You are saying sorry for not telling me about it, but what if I didn't catch it? You would have just put it back and I wouldn't have known and brushed my teeth with it. Thank you for cleaning but I personally think that's disgusting." She continued to say sorry she did not know, but personal hygiene is very important to me. Something I sickly NEED in my life. Cleanliness and a high degree of personal hygiene.
Fine, call me weird.
I take two showers a day.
I actually wash my hands after I go to the bathroom.
I use paper to open the bathroom door as I leave cause I just washed my hands and I know not everyone does. Otherwise I use my pinky in the area I think people grab the least, like the very top of one of those C shaped handles.
I will pretend to wash my hands a little longer, dry them a little more thoroughly if I see that a guy is going to open the door so I don't have to touch it.
I brush my teeth every morning and every night.
I have strictly sleeping clothes only and will never lay on my bed with clothes that I wear outside.
I change my underwear every time I take a shower which means I'm wearing 3 different pairs of underwear every day of my life.
I only wear shirts once then wash it.
I used to wear pants only once, but living alone changed that and now I rewear it a few times or until it's dirty OR if I'm doing laundry.
If I wear my hat, I think my head is now dirty unless I just washed it and have only worn it briefly and didn't sweat in it.
I slept on my clean t shirts in a hostel/hotel/guesthouse because I think it's cleaner than their washing.
I'm all over the place. But the moral of the story is that I super pissed over something so small.
Life's crazy when someone touches your toothbrush.
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